By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
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hornytoad13 15

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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JasonUMN 15

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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PoisonOrchid 21

Hey, a lot of people are into that. No need to be ashamed lol

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

Did you get any tongue?

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worldclassrager 39

Well it is said the human's mouth is filthier than a dogs...now after this I think this might be a new record

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lina21 12

How do your dog's and wife's kisses feel even remotely similar?

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elixaaaaa 13

Your wife must be a real bitch if you can't tell the difference

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TanzWolf 26

You can't tell me you've never kissed your dog before.

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FMLwithethan 1

If you can't tell your wife from your dog...she might not be the most beautiful lady

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kkraemer 1

I think its adorable that you would kiss your wife even if your half asleep

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