By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
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hornytoad13 15

He was just trying to get out of the mans best friendzone

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JasonUMN 15

They say dogs are a man's best friend for a reason you know...

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cjwayy 22

This started off so sweet and ended hilariously.

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Peter_Ohnigian 14

Dogs have cleaner mouths than humans anyway

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igive 29

My dog goes to town on his crotch. Don't know any humas that do.

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PerditaDessa 38

Only because they can't reach.

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Zebediabolical 39

It's true. Dogs will lick peanutbutter from ANYTHING you can get it to stick to.

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lexos 16

Your dog must be a good kisser if you can mistake a dog for your wife or it says something about your wife's breath

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