By EpicFailAtItsFinest - 13/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
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Same thing different taste

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"Today, I had a seizure. I thought the lifeguard would save me but turns out they managed to knock themself out because they panicked. The ambulance took them to hospital, forgetting about me. FML" Poor woman.

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I have lifeguard training, as I work with kids at a pool. It's normal to be nervous when something happens, but to "walk" into a tree and knock yourself out? First of all, you must be missing the front part of your skull in order to be knocked out from "walking" into a tree. More like you freaked out and ran, breaking another rule of a pool area that you probably had to yell at kids about thirty times a day. Any real lifeguard training would have taught you how to confidently handle the situation, and most importantly (as you can't really stop a seizure, just minimize the damage to the person) control the crowd's reaction. So either you were trained really badly, or you're a sucky lifeguard. Oh, and another point, you didn't "go into shock". That's a physiological reaction to extreme stress, say, being a victim in a horrific car accident. Not seeing someone else have a seizure. So double fail.

fail_truck 0

Like the rest of the people who have commented: OP, GET THE F*** OUT OF THE LIFEGUARD BUSINESS! Going into shock and running around like a chicken with your retarded head cut off INTO A TREE???!! For the sake of other people, quit your job.

fmlsmymiddlename 0

I feel bad for you, but it doesn't sound like you have the makings of a good lifeguard.

I feel bad for you, like that really sucks, but why are you a lifeguard if you go into shock when someone else is like dieing? A new job maybe ?

Hey I feel bad for you, but a new job is in order. Don't feel bad, it's just not your thing.

how the hell did you knock yourself out by just walking into a tree?

How did you get knocked out just by 'walking' into a tree? You must have been running full speed, trying to head-butt the tree!

Erm...I'm afraid of what might happen if someone was drowning...

Ridley_fml 0

wow good to know some lifeguards out there are totally incompetent for guarding lives. Went into shock and walked into a tree? Are you sure that you aren't retarded?