By icanthearyou - 04/04/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
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Marblecakelolz 11

Time to call the parents. Now, if only you could hear them...

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misspennycakes 7

A six year old should know better than that

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perdix 29

Why would you let a kid play doctor on you? They don't carry malpractice insurance! I hope you learned your lesson before some kid wants to play gynecologist with you.

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interesting33 36

Get yourself checked out! That isn't good.

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death943 10

interesting66, you should be checked out for your condition

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loserman67 35

Could have been worse, you could have suddenly found yourself in stirrups and little Johnny with his plastic speculum standing there. The last thing you hear is the echo of his giggling...

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freckleface221 19

Go to an urgent care and have them check out your ear. I tore my eardrum last year and it was awful. They had to do a wonky surgery to patch it up again.

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KaeSAL 11

Perhaps playing the piano badly in a hotel lobby will cheer you up?

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homiwan 13

just be thankful, that he didn't choose your rectum!

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skyeyez9 24

This is why I could never be a daycare worker. Kids these days in general are terrible.

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Jacksparrow72 21

Was your ear eardrum ruptured?

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asb818 14

No, it was the nose eardrum...much more painful.

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MrConcise 34

After going deaf in my left ear, I bawled like a baby after the surgery healed. It was the first time in three years I could hear from that ear. I'll never forget it, it was one of the happiest moments of my life. Despite the inconvenience it caused, I wouldn't appreciate my hearing without that experience. I hope you get it fixed and don't view this as a curse when all is said and done.

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