By icanthearyou - 04/04/2013 23:55 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was working at a daycare. There was a 6-year-old boy pretending to be my doctor, holding a little, plastic thermometer. He then, without warning, quickly shoved it deep into my ear. The last thing I heard was his giggle. I think I'm deaf. FML
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Marblecakelolz 11

Time to call the parents. Now, if only you could hear them...

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

...use the other ear...? Anyway, good luck OP!

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I see a tympanoplasty in your not-so-distant future.

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RadeonDerp 24

I swear to god I would've slapped that kid silly if it had done that to me.

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onorexveritas 23

hopefully its like the ringing after a concert and goes away after a while

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rikacat 1

Relax he's a doctor I'm sure he knows what he's doing

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theDriver_15s 9

so, nobody else here finds it in the least bit odd that a daycare worker would be playing doctor with a child?

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ViviMage 38

I hope your job carries worker's comp insurance for injuries on the job.

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pheonix_flash 7

Woops... Yove triggered my involuntary punching response!

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kwyk 23

Oh great, nice name OP. Now I've got the Spongebob theme song stuck in my head.

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