Animals: Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let... - FML

By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

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wags34 2

Monday 22 August 2011 23:25

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

Monday 22 August 2011 19:03

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

Yngve_fml 9

Monday 22 August 2011 19:13

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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mantle 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:08

Go over and leave some... logs of your own in his. preferably near his vehicle!

exceswater 8

Wednesday 24 August 2011 17:47

buy a ferocious dog and set him free when you see your neighbour coming... and before that whisper to dog's ear: kill

adaliapeace 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 18:42

Are you retarded? It's called a fence. I helped put up a chain-link fence when I was nine, it's not that hard and it's relatively inexpensive.

fatalwish 6

Wednesday 24 August 2011 19:14

Why not install mines bOOOm fluffy no!

Dirgel 4

Wednesday 24 August 2011 19:19

Install high pressure lawn sprinkler with inside on/off switch and wait.

drivesadodge 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 20:34

my nabour did this... I bought a shovel and after thus digs did there thing!!! I would scoop the crap up and fling it at his house.....

OmegaWicket 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:24

You, are truly amazing, you have inspired me, now say goodbye neighbor cats

OmegaWicket 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 22:16

Nice dude

spec2662 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 0:19

Shoot his dogs next they come on your lawn

Peacewind 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:02

Call the city. Get the guy fined. YDI for being a moron.

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