By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Comments

pyrogirl6622 0

Put up a really good fence or something

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JuliannDawn 0

Take a picture of him in action. Warn him you plan to have his pets taken away from him by the police 'cause he can't even provide a place for his dogs to use the bathroom!

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righthisguy 0

Collect it all then put it in a shoebox and mail it back to him cod

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SpeKco 6

Put black pepper around your yard, just don't let people see you because pepper can mess up a dogs nose.

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fmlthatguy 1

wait till he goes to bed and go drop a duece on his porch. or you can just scoop up all the dog crap and spread it all over the sidewalk to his front door. let him dodge a few dozen mines!

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remiiiii_fml 5

YDI for saying 'piss-pipes' and 'poop-chutes'

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tannere 10

Dump trash in his yard and he will catch on

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CorpLaw77 3

could always put up a fence or some no trespassing signs... next time he does it, take pictures and report him to the police... anytime after that he can be arrested

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dansco 24

Grow some balls! Or install a tall fence... Or lock your gate... Or simply call the police for trespassing ;)

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buster1 0

Real clever. It's the HUMAN's fault, not dog's. He's only going where he's led. Sort the idiot out on the other end of the lead-problem solved.

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