By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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lobum 12

Scoop up all of the shit, put it in a paper bag, put it at his door, light it, and ring the doorbell. (:

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mabaker123 1

Omg he's a jack ass .. Take a shovel and throw it bk into his yard .. Up close to his front door .. !!

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aumbrao 1

Put pepper allll over your yard .....

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buster1 0

It's not the poor dog's fault... He only goes where he's led. Not fair to hurt him. It's the moronic human on the other end of the lead that needs sorting out.

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Sheeks55 3

Burn you name in gasoline on his lawn, that'll teach him

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tboudre 0

I hate that. I put up signs in my yard, "if your dog poops, please use a scoop".

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slap_u_much 6

record them and send it to ur local news station or Youtube

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huey9k 3

fling the droppings back into his yard with a shovel...

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