By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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sxdryv 14

Scoop it up, put it in a box, take it to the post office, mail it back to him.

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cajekraze 7

You can file a police report. Vandalism and health code violations are the issues. Also, you can fight back. A water gun with vinegar will dissuade them. Also, speed black pepper heavily through your lawn. The dogs will want to keep their noses out. Nothing poisonous or dangerous, you don't want any trouble

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sexxiisammii 0

take all the dog pop and either throw it back on his lawn or at the side of the house (wearing gloves of course)

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md0786 0

If ur neighbor continues to do this, kindly bag up all the poop, and either put it all over their car or house, or do something devious to get ur point across.

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stickman1122 8

1. Blow the dogs' heads off with a rifle conveintly placed in your window. 2. Or, throw a bunch of hefty rocks at him that you've collected, or 3. Just scream at him like your crazy, he won't cross you again. Try to include threats like: "i'll bite you in the ******* face!!!"

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Crisanna 0

this happened to me, get a bottle of skunk essence and spill it in his pool or pour it on his lawn

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dpoteilly 0

Spread bacon grease on the turds and the dogs will eat their own shit. It's fantastic.

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iyazwoodfle 4

Judging by the fact this is on here, I'm assuming u haven't tried yet...

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risewith 0

instead of going to the law do this: buy three fully trained dobermans one bull masticate and one chihuahua next time he does it threaten to release your dogs. release chihuahua first and while he is laughing release attack dogs.

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