By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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ddub94 0

take a 5 gallon bucket and pick up the landmmines and put them in there when it is 3/4 full add water and make a thick soupy mix. procede to spread soup on front door, or door with most traffic feel free to put some under door handle of vehicle so it is grabbed when door is opened oh and please make sure to wear gloves and throw evidence away in their trash cans

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omg2funny 1

Video Tape it and put it on youtube. Let others see how inconsiderate he is. Name and Shame!! If that fails, try planting some asian green chillies in your lawn. There is a kind that even keeps away elephants from entering farms in north east India.

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inxomniac 3

they actually have these new security systems that if someone crosses and invisible barrier your sprinklers pop up and spray them plus it waters your lawn! :)

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sarah602 0

Video it for proof several times/ tale pictures and when you feel you have enough proof, sue the guy

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buster1 0

Poop-chutes & piss pipes.... Is that anything like Snakes & Ladders?

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Hazu_fml 0

Why don't you just put a fence up

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hellryu 20

Take a shit twice a day on your neighbors lawn, and tell your neighbor when they stop, you stop.

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