By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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JazzVibes 6

Get a sprinkler and a hose. Turn it on when they come around.

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lynn62 4

Well, my family would run outside like crazy mad men and shoot the dogs with our paintball gun, or you could call the city, as it's a law that you must pick up your dogs shit.

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MasterTron 24

Land mines the only way to go.

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zoboz 0

Put your "logs" on his lawn

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JessicaKitty 0

Piss-pipes? Poop-chutes? Never heard THAT before.

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LDloodle 2

Scoop the poop and dump it on his front porch an walkway.

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Akuchan 2

CONFRONT HIM! The best solutions start with communication.

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