By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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build a fence if its your property.

Wait for it to pile up enough then dump it all on his front doorstep.

elijahjames 0

call the non emergency police and he can get in a "shit"load of trouble

Dear OP, Now, I'm unsure of the laws in Arkansas, so I'm going to presume you can't simply shoot the dog the next time it sets so much as a *toe* on your property- leashed or unleashed. However, if you're unwilling to involve law enforcement (which you should, if only to get your complaint documented officially), allow me to introduce you to the wonders of transplanting matter from one location to another. Specifically your neighbor's dog's shit, to your neighbor's yard, pool, flowerbed, or literally anywhere on his property you feel like it belongs. Hell, maybe you don't have any specific predilection... go Mongol, and just fling the disease-laden dog-waste onto his property randomly, catapult-style. I say channel that pent up anger into creative ways to transform those lawn-nuisances into long-range biological projectiles. Or you should just legally file a complaint. Your call.

its illegal. he can be fined up to 100 dollors for every offense. call the cops next time

I don't know what pisses me off more. The nerve of that person or all the stupid nicknames you have for crap and piss

This has happened to my dad before. He went out There with a shovel and followed the guy home and put the poop in his yard

I'd spray Lyme in your yard. And stick a sign up it'll make your grass pretty but it'll also make that guy think before he decides to bring his dogs in your yard!

ydi for not standing up for yourself. pussy.