By paulwatson93 - 17/05/2011 04:28 - United States

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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
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anorexicbarbie 8

It took you two crushed nuts to find that out?

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justsayfuck 5

'Heavy shiny balls'? Ha, don't get cocky OP.

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justsayfuck 5

#41 If you didn't find it funny, all right then. If you thought I was being serious, then you can be the idiot.

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NuxX 0

You to ! haz them big shiny balls ! /gaat verder koffie drinken.

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

drunk bowling's the best! never did anything that stupid though

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enonymous 8

Not all men can be the Harlem Globetrotters of bowling

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nani11 0

ur beyond stupid.. im sure the ER, bowling place, & ur friends agree with me.. ha

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jennifer93 0

wow...being drunk isn't even an excuse here :p

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JustinThunder 8

Really? It's bowling ball.. I don't see how anyone could be that stupid.

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bingababe 16

Is it even physically possible to spin a bowling ball on you finger...?!

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Blake4477 0

My guess is no!(:

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OceanProtection 0

So... are you in your birthday suit in your picture or what? Help me out here

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jklol11 0

r u serious? trying to spin a bowling ball on your finger can only lead to disaster. (exp. your FML OP)

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xalerion 0

I don't see how op spun a bowling ball around on his finger unless he was using a 5 lb ball or something but even then you'd have to be moron to try it, bowling ball == basketball. if it was only a 5 lb ball, man up and grow a pair, it's hard to believe you're that slow, both mentally and physically, where you werent able to lessen any blow that may have been inflicted, and even if you are that slow (assuming you were sitting when this occurred because I see no other way for you to drop a bowling ball on your nuts other than being laid out flat on the ground), dropping a bowling ball about a foot onto your lap is no big deal. stop the whining and just walk it off. it's obvious you don't play sports. even if it was a heavier ball, it's hard to see how this would occur if you don't completely fail at life. so to recap, ydi for using too heavy a ball ydi it for doing it at all ydi it for being an idiot and ydi for being weak in more ways than one

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CatEyes66 0

1) You're over thinking this post 2) Op was drunk 3) Who cares just laugh

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ppatty 0

u put to much thought and not enough laghter

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cookie_3008 4

You know that I didnt read your whole lecture, right?

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Fekenator 0

a bowling ball dropping a foot onto your sack is going to kiiiillllllllll. you must not have nuts or else you'd know that ;|

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Plywoodman 3

I'm not exactly sure what all the Meg comments to yours are, I agree fully it's impossible for even a drunk to drop a bowling ball that is easily the size of ones head onto their balls if they were standing. if your sitting down, it's only possible if you drop it and your not sitting like a normal person- how your sitting is probably some abnormal drunken yoga shit. srsly, I appreciate a good funny FML as much as the next guy but lamely thought out attempts at impossible ones like this are just annoying and detract from the truly funny ones. And I know EXACTLY what is possible while bring drunk and bowling. would have made more sense to sit down in front of the ball return and been nutted...

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Plywoodman 3

that was neg, short for negative (-not Meg)for you grammar and spelling police out there who prey on those posting from iPhones with auto correct.

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technicallyhuman 0

which ball are you referring to as heavy shinny balls? cause if it's one of the opitions you might want to have the doc check that out. I hear docbastard might have a look for you

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Blake4477 0

However I don't suggest the dr. who enjoys sniffing his patients pee!

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