Miscellaneous: Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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novair 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:53

ass

carathemermaid 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:57

I'd have slapped the taste out of his mouth...

Comments

secretsmiles00 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:47

who's to say OP is even ugly, maybe your great looking but not his type because all your friends dress up like ***** to pick up guys just like him.

j0eStER 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:52

this ^

SweetDreamsx3_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 9:33

he thinks out loud , what an asshole D:

juujuu00 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:12

Guys HAVE to say that to a group of girls, to make the girls self esteem higher, to get into their pants...but, then they get used, and dumped..... and cry on your shoulder, as you secretly laugh your ass off! don't worry about dumb guys, a gentlemen will present himself as such, and you will be better off.... no worries...

DaniielleXx 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:44

that doesn't mean your ugly Hun. there just being dicks don't worry bout it hopefully your friends stuck up for you!

caramel_hottie37_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:47

Aww =

0opsie 6

Monday 29 November 2010 1:30

Well, do they?

Ro5ieLovesConnor 0

Monday 29 November 2010 2:24

what a dick.

proski 0

Monday 29 November 2010 4:14

pwnd

happykilla123 0

Monday 29 November 2010 5:25

sorry i didnt mean anything by it!

SexyRexie 0

Monday 29 November 2010 8:23

Well don't we have a whole bunch of shallow people here :P I love how we've decided without really knowing what she looks like that she's ugly. Or even better simply because she is not society's standard of what is pretty automatically makes her ugly. Op don't worry those guys are shallow asses you don't want hitting on you in the first place.