By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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nitemare0 17

idiot, you deserve to have the shot eat out of you

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Acaprice14 9

next time think! try not to get caught.

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thetrollyoulike 6

at least it's not a lonely left ******** if ya know what I mean...

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Slimma 20

You're an idiot OP. You cheat and you think that you're going to make it out safely? Eventually you will get caught and when you get caught you will get hurt and then you will be blacklisted. You just royally screwed yourself.

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I like how you think we will sympathize. ydi for cheating

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SexyQueen0905 24

You completely and totally deserve it! Why did you lead two girls on, you SOB? Get it through your thick skull- Cheaters never prosper. I'm only sorry your right ******** isn't in pain either.

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Dj4406 0

YDI you're lucky you still have balls.

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louj 0

bad news - nw everyone know that u r a jerk good news- u atill got ur right one

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