By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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cynthiaF 0

Two timing? That sir is a big NO NO!

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Egnar 19

It sounds like you should be less stupid in the future. I mean if you're going to be the scum of the Earth and require having more than one long-term female companion at least have the intelligence to do so in a manner where they would have very very little potential to ever meet [aka girls from several towns away]. . . I don't condone this type of action but if you're going to be a complete ass at least do it in a smarter manner.

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EvilLilCupcake 10

don't give him ideas cuz people like him would most likely try it

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shakeTHEworld 12

Well, what did you expect would happen when they found out about each other?

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berryblue 0

thats whta you get for cheating. its not right and im prettu sure if one of them cheates on you, you'd be pissed

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zombigrrl 0

you deserved it ******

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kg163401 0

Was that your best functioning ********? :-/

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jamie72596 9

Wow, both of them showed up at the same place? Just consider your self lucky that you still have your left ********. YDI.

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Digitalluv 0

your lucky, my boyfriend would of had a free circumcision.

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cumverg 0

That's far less worse than what OP is going through...

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GotParamore 2

then don't be a total D and that won't happen

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jemini_fml 0

maybe next time you will think twice before you cheat

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