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By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 04:18 - United States

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Today, after finally sleeping with a girl for the first time in I don't know how long, at some point during sex she managed to completely crush my balls. I acted cool until she left, then I had to wake my parents up at 3 a.m. to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed testicular bruising. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 20:19 - United States - Indianapolis

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Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2018 12:00

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Today, my wife tried to be sexy by climbing on top of me wearing nothing but a thong. Unfortunately, her knee came down in just the wrong spot and I passed out instantly from the pain of my testicle rupturing. I'm in hospital now recovering from the removal surgery. FML

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By suosi - 26/07/2015 17:55 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2018 01:30

Today, I didn't see the cat in the bathroom before I took my pants down, and the beast tore open my ballsack. The doctor says I might lose my left testicle, depending on how the surgery goes. FML

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By Ouch - 22/12/2021 22:59 - Netherlands

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Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML

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By inpain - 20/11/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada

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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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DjeePee 24

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:57

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

tintin1 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

Next time, don't cheat. Idiot.

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welandedonthemoo 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:37

I LOVE it when cheaters get caught. I hate when they get mad when they find out the other person is cheating too

crxb16 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:38

what did you expect? A happy ending with a threesome. Cheating is ****** up and will always kick you in the ass, or in your case, the ********!

AkiraChan 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:38

YDI should have lost that ********

haaschy 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:40

why would you cheat in the first place asshole!! if you didn't cheat you wouldn't have been in that hospital!!! duhh!!

corje20 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 20:53

hey I'm pretty hot and I like blondes with blue eyes

jR0yBRO 0

Friday 17 June 2011 5:29

yeah cause your completely clean all the time?

KRS_13 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:51

your an ass. but hey, at least they didnt chop off your balls, right!

guitargoddess91 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:53

Serves you right, asshole.

Loaffer 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 17:56

u bitch that's what u get

jesuistonDieu 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:06

your a dumbass

Bananaa122 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:08

YDI. be lucky your left and right testy doesn't hurt douchee

kialevy 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 18:10

I do agree that your life sucks but seriously girls and guys if this was a girl saying she got kicked in her private area and is in the hospital cause she got caught cheating I'm sure you guys wouldn't be saying you deserved it plus more. Violence is not the answer. Grow up people.

cupcakeslayer 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:44

it's not violence. it's a warning for the next girl(s).

EvilLilCupcake 10

Friday 17 June 2011 3:16

I don't agree with the girl guy sympathy even if it was a girl she would be told off. what you said is kinda sexist and girls get just as much hell as guys cuz cheating is wrong no matter what's in your pants!

kc1997kc 9

Friday 17 June 2011 7:12

I'm sorry if it was a girl in the hospital cause she got kicked for cheating I'd still say that she deserved it.

HansHansen 8

Friday 17 June 2011 18:16

The difference is that men don't have those emotional complexes. They would act like a normal person should - without violence.

NecroParade 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:51

I'm not saying the violence is right, but a girl or guy would deserve the pain just as much.

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