By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
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MyPupRox 2

Better than glow in the dark unicorns.

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myFMLname 8

What, did you lose a bet or something? Why would you wear novelty underwear?

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JustinComments 3

Cause it's cool? as long as you aren't planning on getting laid.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

As long as they don't plan on getting laid?? Idk about you, but glow in the dark underwear are legit and kickass, you'd be getting laid twice as much

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cooldukenukem 2

So you wear underwear with an intestine design in the hopes that no one will see it? That seems backward to me.

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kocoman500 2

.....where the hell did you get intestine from???

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Altosax 4

I really hope coolduke meant interesting, not intestine.

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Sarah_moustache 9

Why would your underwear even be noticeable? Other than it showing from Your pants. Did you burn your crotch hair?

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murdersquirrel 15

There are LOTS of reasons and no one goes to the hospital for burnt hair.

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TheDrifter 23

Perhaps op was in a hospital gown?

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DocBastard 38

Because when you go to the hospital, the doctor does something called a physical examination. Am I getting through here?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Im sure that your underwear wasnt the only thing he was looking at down there

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perdix 29

Unfortunately, yes, it was. It wouldn't be a FML if the "cute doctor" had probed past the funny undies -- it would be a Penthouse Letter.

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lustheart 7

.....obviously. He's a doctor. They don't make you take off your underwear for nothing..

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chickenwalrus 14

how much does a polar bear weigh? just enough to break the ice...

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m1grande 3

Did he turn the lights off to further his investigation?

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EnterSandman_fml 20

I'd actually think those were pretty hot. I'll have to try to get my girlfriend in some of those.

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murdersquirrel 15

I once got a spinal tap in undies with Hello Kitty across the ass. The neurologist, nurse and my mother had a good snicker about that.

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leogirl95 12

I want some glow in the dark underwear!

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krysxkatastrophe 14

At least those panties sound cute, they could have been granny panites! Plus, what's the point of cute underwear if nobody is going to see them?

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