By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML
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megapeyt 17

You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.

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unknown_user5566 26

You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.

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gracehi 31

You could have also, oh I don't know, said, "I'm sorry I'm not interested in you."

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unknown_user5566 26

14- Exactly... I never understood why people choose to make a fool out of themselves, instead of just being honest. It makes me glad I never had to endure the trial and error dating scene. My now-husband lived down the street from me with his brothers after he came back from the Navy, and I was already friends with them (the brothers). We started dating and never stopped. Yay for simple romance!

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drewcat21 0

Just say you're not into him and explain. Guys usually understand direct approaches much more easily than women just being a fool.

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PYLrulz 17

Repeat after me OP... This date isn't going all that well. You are a nice guy, but I can't see us working together well, I'm sorry.

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MetalMosher665 3

Simpy put, that was the meanest thing I've ever heard someone do and think it is perfectly fine.

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rattusrattus 18

His mother was a robot? You were dating a cyborg?! ... Does he have a brother?

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RedPillSucks 31

Or his mother was doped up on prosac or Valium.

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unknown_user5566 26

Robots are awesome. What were you thinking?

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feldco1 17

Being honest would have saved you a bunch of embarrassment.

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fadingaway 17

YDI. If it's not going to work out, why not just tell him straight?

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bach2121 13

Was it that bad? He doesn't even deserve a chance? I never thought I'd end up dating my current boyfriend and things are going swimmingly!

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luna2152 3

Honesty is the best policy in a relationship, and this is a perfect example of why that is true.

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