Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online....

By ninja_blasphemer - 25/07/2011 19:24 - Ireland

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

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By thatgirl - 10/10/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML

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You deserved it 3 557

Where are you?

By Anonymous - 05/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML

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You deserved it 103

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 202

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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You deserved it 253

Proud boy

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 08:02

Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML

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You deserved it 196

First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 453

You deserved it 10 184

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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You deserved it 8 594

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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You deserved it 5 105

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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You deserved it 7 791

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

Airick_TheGreat 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:34

so I'm guessing the date went ok?

GigaPudding_fml 24

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:35

Well, were you offensive against the ninja community?

Comments

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:37

seems like a pretty legit guy! father/husband material, lol

CourtD14 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:08

Haha imagine how weird it would be to tell people how they met

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:40

lol, "I loved her from the day she sneezed on that ninja then wiped off her hitler-stache" kmsl, good story

flockz 19

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:38

damn how thick is your mustache girl?

randomlettrrs 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:15

as thick as an unicorn's mane

jonn090 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 7:50

no as thick as hitlers thats he called her a female hitler 0-0

idontcare8l 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:11

" an unicorn " i know its proper but i cant say it without studdering, maybe its just me

Blazingcrono 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:37

Shave that soul-stache Hitlerette.

NeverShoutDana 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:42

...So when's the second date?

randomlettrrs 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:09

tuesday. at aushwitz camp for ninjas.

heyhihello95 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:39

People online are never what they seem to be.

Absurd101 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:55

unless they are. with their pedobear fathers living in parents basement

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:42

He sounds like a keeper. He's obviously very knowledgeable of WW2 and the Japanese culture!

that_one_guy14 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:12

and apparently your not because the Japanese had samurai not ninjas

krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:23

@226 I think you need to check Google.

artemisrox98 10

Thursday 28 July 2011 7:20

They had both, dude.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:42

He sounds like a keeper. He's obviously very knowledgeable of WW2 and the Japanese culture!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:45

Oops. Double post! Sorry guys.

heyhihello95 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:42

People online are never what they seem to be.

plebeianFelix 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:43

serves you right for scheduling a date after an irishman's had his breakfast. drunk is part of his business attire.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:43

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nikkon416 13

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:50

you are on the Internet. are you crazy?

explodingmuffint 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:53

retard she said WW2. Read before replying.

ThaBeasty01 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:20

this guys clearly top of his class ?

chronicstds 3

Tuesday 26 July 2011 5:45

wow good job buttfuck

freshV43 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:23

167. your funny

talktomandybaby 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:50

178. your not.

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 0:44

"guy I met online" Ydi for that! People on the internet are crazy.

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:09

Yes they are "Mr sexy pants."

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:11

I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.

Jaxx66 21

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:19

we are crazy *nod*

Absurd101 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:58

hehehehe hay there little boy want some....CANDY :DDD?!?!?

cblt2007 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 8:35

only if it's long and has a gooey center :D.

onefinemess 11

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:58

#188 excellent! Loved it! As for you OP, not only is it pathetic you gave a drunkard a chance, but you honestly sat there through that kind of abuse? How desperate are you? Then HE left and not you? You totally deserve it. Here's a recommendation, get some self worth, any at all, before going on a date of any kind. That way you know how to date. Honestly I did better at 16.