By wowzer - 28/08/2014 19:58 - Puerto Rico - Gurabo

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

'Check please' or 'check if she's still breathing please'?

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boredgirl_02 14

I have a coworker that starts acting tipsy after a sip... She is a tiny thing but in my opinion it's all in her head. Some people can't handle one type of alcohol, so maybe wine does it to her.

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Fas4wd 13

She might've been drinking beforehand.

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mister_icicle 17

Why do you look like a blackberry, anyway? Seems like a far stretch of the imagination without supporting details.

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EazyE1131 2

Lol second date aye

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DoubleDosexo 12

I'm 16 and even I can drink more than her. I have to drink a whole bottle of champagne by myself to slur my words. never tried wine. never passed out from being "drunk"

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Sassie8810 9

I'm not so sure that's something to be bragging about.

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iwadasn 32

If you're drinking that much by yourself just for the sake of getting drunk, you have a serious problem, especially if you're only 16. I hope for your sake that you're just lying because impressing strangers on the internet is important to you.

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melisa_hope 9

I would have walked and left her drunk butt with the check

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Food2Abs 13

Maybe she was a little buzzed before the date...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I'm confused - is your biggest gripe here that she's a lightweight who can't handle alcohol? If so, YDI for being shallow. Not everyone drinks heavily, if at all, but that's no reason to not like them. Of course, she could have refused the wine...too many unknown factors here.

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TallMist 32

I agree with you and don't see why it's being thumbed down. Some people just can't handle alcohol. That's not a reason to dislike someone. And before anyone says that she shouldn't be drinking, perhaps it was her first time, or one of her first few times, trying to drink.

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