By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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ElricMustang 23

He could be obsessed, but to be honest, the first thing I thought was that, with today's times, you can't trust anyone to commit...

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jem970 19

This would be a serious red flag to me.... Please tell us he was joking. If not don't commit to him at all, run fast!

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Incogneterpeter 1

I like how every one is saying "don't sign" do you really think she asked him if she could think about it and then makes this post to see what people say to make her decision??

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xmaximusx 12

Obsessive compulsive disorder, probably schizophrenic aswell lmfao

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wasp_enterprises 3

Did he legitimately say "boyfriend and girlfriend"? And if so, are you guys 5 years old?

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ItzMeGuyz 3

2 year contract. If you break up with home before that you have to pay a fee. But stay longer and you get a free upgrade.

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megamandude455 10

Sheldon Cooper much?

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philthechill 5

I was gonna make a Sheldon comment, but I came too late. FML

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