Love: Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off...

By vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 16:00 - United States - Herndon

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. It’s a little awkward so I went to the bathroom to do two bumps of coke, came back to the table, and realized it was ketamine. I didn’t tell him, but I was so fucked up, he offered to get me an Uber home but I told him I called my mom to pick me up instead. He left and unmatched me. FML

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By sadnj - 23/01/2017 15:30

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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By Jaime - 31/03/2014 22:05 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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Rixxieee 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:08

Ever thought that MAYBE you POSSIBLY left the $40 at the restaurant, leaving it to pay for the bill but ACCIDENTALLY paying too much without noticing? You shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that your date stole it just because they take/took drugs.

ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:20

ewwwww well look at it this way, at least now you don't have to waste your time on a 2nd date

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wch_fml 0

Friday 18 June 2010 2:24

call him and tell him you want to help

dopebaby420 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 6:44

Damn... fyl and his.

rety1 13

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:21

maybe he wanted a klondike bar and wanted to see what lengths he would go to to get one..

iLove2Laugh 4

Tuesday 10 August 2010 14:17

Maybe you dropped it or something and if he is not a recovering addict, he would probably not go out wif ya and let you see his pathetic face

I3iLLYxTHExKiDx 0

Friday 27 August 2010 9:03

that sucks opiots make you a whole different person though so don't take it personal trust me I would know.

sarahisababe 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:56

Good job (; just kidding . It's not your fault and why do people take drugs.. Jeezzz ..

ticklmypickl 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 9:32

It's funny to see people talk about things they do not understand or have any experience with. Maybe the whole addict thing, was a lie to get away from you, or maybe you dropped your shit. I'm recovering and in recovery I know a dozen people who are the nicest people you could know.