By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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darienlake 0

hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

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RipIt 0

YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!

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geraidersgrl 2

you probably deserved that for smoking. you're killing him for gods sake.

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fububc 0

I smoke outside, I don't even smoke in my own car, now that's gross

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cutiebug 0

eww that's discustingg

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LOLomgWTF 0

Haha no wonder you can't taste the toe jam...smoker. Gross.

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fububc 0

#139. at least I was honest, no one is perfect, but come on man, cooking is my passion. my kitchen is supposed to be sanitized!

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iamtheplatypus 0

atleast he's not a woman smoking. that's ******* disgusting and a turn off!

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fububc 0

not very nice. I'm sure ur not perfect.

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fububc 0

why? you don't gve ant imperfections?

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iamtheplatypus 0

ajjas ur a ******* pussy I was smoking cigs when I was 13

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ash92_fml 0

YDI for being a smoker! grossss.

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soccerluv10591 0

This would make a great "Isn't smoking just as bad?" commercial.. :)

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