By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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darienlake 0

hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

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RipIt 0

YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!

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slatter 1

tbh I would be just as sickened if sumone smoked just before making dinner

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sulhaq 4

How much does everyone want to bet that every single comment on here would be something to the effect of "Ewww!!! That's disgusting! Tell him to stop or dump him!" if the OP hadn't mentioned cigarettes. But just because she mentioned something that the society wants you to think of as Satan, no one gives a shit about the husband. Oh how easily we are manipulated.

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Panther_fml 0

Thanks Captain Obvious!!! And nobody really gives a shit about your long ass comment.

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sulhaq 4

The fact that you replied to my comment is in direct contradiction to what you just said. Idiot.

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alexliao1995 0

thats yet anither reason why you shouldnt smoke

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fububc 0

#178. a simple "quit smoking" comment would be nice

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Pissed_Off_ 0

The fact that the OP had not known about her husbands activity is what makes her story so disturbing. She had been, in essence, cutting various foods (not just meats that are cooked to a proper temp) and serving them to herself and perhaps her family as well. And as for the smoking? That was hardly the point of this woman's FML. Smoking may not be beautiful, but it's an addiction that is extremely difficult to quit. You don't get to rag on others' addictions if you've never been there yourself. When did the world get so close minded? If you have nothing better to do than to berate this woman for smoking, which is something all smokers already feel shame for, than you have never been in this woman's shoes, and are probably very young and potentially very naive.

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Pissed_Off_ 0

The fact that the OP had not known about her husbands activity is what makes her story so disturbing. She had been, in essence, cutting various foods (not just meats that are cooked to a proper temp) and serving them to herself and perhaps her family as well. And as for the smoking? That was hardly the point of this woman's FML. Smoking may not be beautiful, but it's an addiction that is extremely difficult to quit. You don't get to rag on others' addictions if you've never been there yourself. When did the world get so close minded? If you have nothing better to do than to berate this woman for smoking, which is something all smokers already feel shame for, than you have never been in this woman's shoes, and are probably very young and potentially very naive.

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Comentator 0

We are men...scissors are scissors. They cut things, end of story.

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Comentator 0

I agree 100% with you. Change it to I went to take a huge dump and I noticed my husband doing it...WTF does her smoking have any thing to do with what her husband did.

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blastvortex 3

Wow! This is the first time I've ever heard of a man that did something that gross! It's utterly unbelievable! Pinch me! I must be dreaming! [le sigh...]

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