By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
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darienlake 0

hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

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RipIt 0

YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!

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jillz 0

/vomit Just wait till you see him use the dishrag to wipe his nose and put it back. Or wait till you find his booger collection. Men really are disgusting. They are like overgrown boys and any woman they end up with just ends up doing all the things their mom did for them and then some. Haha!

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xCrackerx 3

What is with all the spiteful women tonight? Did the Feminazis decide to invade FML? Or does this site just have a large collection of women who feel the need to talk shit about men to compensate for their own inadequacies?

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MXavierT 0

85 just won an internets

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jillz 0

xCrackerx, it might be a combination of both. /shrug We all have our days. If you think this is bad, try doing a bit of ChaCha guiding in your spare time. I really enjoy your comments. :D Sincerely, Jill Newly Resident Feminazi

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acmf48 0

you totally deserve it for smoking, that's disgusting, much worse than him cutting his toenails w ur scissors!!!!

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youthink_fml 0

I agree. The smoking is just as gross, especially before dinner. You deserve each other. Keeps you both out of the dating pool.

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youthink_fml 0

And you ladies are just as gross. I saw a pregnant friend, after her water broke, take the dish rag and wipe it up off the floor then put it back on the sink.

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saaaammmmm 0

I imagine she was more interested in going to the hospital than doing a load of laundry. I'm no biologist but I would bet on amniotic fluid being more microbe-free than a dish rag.

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fububc 0

that is appalling and sick! not all are like that

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killabee 0

Eh, I bet you've done worse. TP's out, wipe your ass on his towel?? Don't lie.

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OGReaper 2

wth do you use cooking scissors for if not cutting your nails.

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Lattenkiste 0

cutting ******* pizza, etc. Anything you can cut with a knife but would be easier with scissors

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ipwnallmen 10

wow... these comments... wont b too long before comments are deactivated. guys, chill out a bit. this isnt an anti-smoking forum....

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Daerauko 0

As if your mouth hasn't been on more disgusting parts of his body( I'll leave the imagining to you)

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aback 4

Start using them solely to cut his sandwiches. In front of him.

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deng314 0

Thats exactly what I was thinking when I read it. Fix him a sandwich, serve it to him, then stop him before he takes a bite to get the scissors and cut it for him. Sweet revenge and an excuse to buy some new ones!

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