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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By lizzard0416 - 30/11/2012 03:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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By ewww - 03/12/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my husband stabbed me with his unusually long, nasty toenails in the leg while he slept. It took 3 stitches to fix it up, my husband and doctor laughed the entire time. He still refuses to cut them. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no - 01/09/2013 20:04 - Greece - Athens

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can and continuing to make our sandwiches. FML

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By EwwEwwEww - 19/02/2017 03:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that the floor outside our bathroom was covered in toenail clippings. I asked my husband what had happened. Turns out, he saves time by clipping his nails onto the floor and then sweeping them out into the hall, where they get lodged in the carpet. FML

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Happy wife, happy life, right?

By tradwife blues - 22/08/2023 15:02 - United States

Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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By Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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darienlake 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:57

hahaha. you should have gone back in and started a conversation while casually using the scissors to cut your pubic hairs and see what he does

RipIt 0

Friday 5 February 2010 19:58

YDI for smoking! naaah just kidding, that's gross!

Comments

dynky 3

Friday 5 February 2010 21:01

Well, you haven't gotten ill yet from toe germs on your scissors, have you? If you hadn't been "glancing" through the window you would never have known. It's really not going to kill you.

britney_m54 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:02

I agree that smoking is gross! but she shouldn't deserve it for what her nasty husband does. I mean he should have atleast soaked it in bleach water b4 returning it to the canister!

chadwick110480 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:03

YDI for having such a nasty beast for a husband. tip: get to know the next guy first.

blardyblardyblar 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:13

Pfffft. Real men bite their toenails off.

jillz 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:30

This wad hilarious. How do real men trim their...?

joesgurl93 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:17

I'm pretty sure this isn't an FML

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 5 February 2010 21:22

lmaooo, a now thats a typical husband

ShovelMeTimbers 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:35

Oh boo hoo hoo "smoking is gross". Grow up kids.

bethan1 4

Friday 5 February 2010 21:39

how is smoking anywhere near as gross as that is??????????

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:40

LMFAO at 26. Awesome idea ^^. I don't smoke, but I find cutting one's toe nails more disturbing than someone smoking outside. Not a YDI or FYL. Just tell him you saw him doing that. The only thing he should be using are nail clippers. Make him wash the scissors. He probably won't do it again now that he knows it isn't ok with you. Lol, on second thought. This probably isn't the first time he has used those scissors ><. I guess ignorance is bliss.

dphilipson12 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:42

that's gross. I cut my toe nails in the bathroom over the toillete with a special thing called nail cutters. maybe your forcing him to do it. go buy some and stop bitching about your life.