By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
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glutgyoogle 6

Well at least you were nice and CHILL

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purrantula 3

You totally deserved it. If I had been in her position, I probably would have 'accidentally' spilled your meal on you too.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Ha...that's being a douche, not suave.

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Nuahavizu 17

You know... most people seem to fail to be able to see the difference. Both genders included. o.o

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capnbzarr 43

You know what's the opposite of being suave? Sexually harassing somebody who's required to be nice to you, on penalty of losing her job.

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mman23 1

id hardly call saying "hey baby" sexual harassment of any level

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PinkFun1969 9

I bet it made you jump right up out of your seat. atleast now she should remember the two Jack asses. ;-)

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portablecupid 3

YDI for thinking that anything that comes after "hey baby" could possibly be suave.

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hottottie 0

well now she can help soak up the water..

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bubo_fml 10

Dude! PERFECT set up! "After U took my order Baby, it was all I could do to reduce the swelling in my pants!"

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iHeartLyss 2

What a selfish cold hearted bitch!

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PointSubZero 2

It was Rigged, your friends set you up.. She wanted to confirm the myth of the small endowment.

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dr_horrible_ 10

And you think this isn't your fault because...?

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