Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute...

By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 7 765

By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 175

By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 5 257

By harvdog - 02/10/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 226

By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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You deserved it 81 198

By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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You deserved it 23 045

By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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You deserved it 39 424

anon919 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:12

You don't have to be "fat" to fit into maternity clothes, they have them in smalls too, you know.

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:14

Some regular tops work as maternity tops too so eff it, if you like it wear it.

Comments

thaiming 0

Monday 22 June 2009 13:59

Oh my god. Pregnancy is """""9""""" months. That can be designed for the first 1-3 months. Get a life.

Von_Mal 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:52

Go be fat somewhere else.

ozymandias_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:53

FATTY!

Taternater 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:11

I wouldn't worry too much about it. I'm only about 125 pounds and I own aout 5 maternity tops that I wear to work and I've never been pregnant either, But I bought them on sale and tehy fit me really well too. hahahha

Joe2794 0

Monday 22 June 2009 18:17

I'm tired of reading the same 5 FMLs everyday. "I'm fat. FML" THEY NEED TO STOP! You're a fatass, get over it, I like to read about original and funny FMLs.

bibbit 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:00

Um you really need to lose some weight if your belly is that big and round

passwordis_fml 2

Monday 22 June 2009 19:07

as long as you like the top, what's the fml?

skierguy 0

Monday 22 June 2009 19:37

Lose some weight fatty! Seriously, why would you even post this? Do you expect an outpouring of sympathy for your tragic lardiness? Have you not read the comments on any of the other "I'm fat" FML's? You're just asking for abuse.

epic_delight1337 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:38

i agree with 123 lol.. YDi for not taking care of your body.... and for all the people that are saying like, some of them fit u fine wen u get them smaller because they look like those shirts that flair out, : i dont think thats why this is an FML. Its an FML because she actually is fat and she thought a normal shirt actually fit her but then she looked at and its for pregnant women.

epic_delight1337 0

Monday 22 June 2009 20:51

and also, WOULD THIS BE AN FML IF IT WAS A MATERNITY TOP FOR SKINNY PEOPLE? NO. IT MEANS IT WAS FOR PEOPLE WITH EXTRA, EXTRA WEIGHT AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FOR NON PREGNANT PEOPLE SO SHE THOUGHT "HEY MAYBE IM NOT THAT FAT AFTERALL" BUT SHE WS WRONG. THATS WHAT THIS FML IS. ALSO: FOR PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY GET THEM IN A SMALL SIZE SO THEY WILL FIT IF THEYRE CUTE, OBVIOUSLY THTAS NOT WHAT THE OP DID BECAUSE THE TOP MUST HAVE BEEN IN HER SIZE AND IT FIT, BECAUSE SHE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS MATERNITY UNTIL AFTER SHE BOUGHT IT.