Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute...

By liz - 21/06/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

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By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa

Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML

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By NotMacklemore - 13/02/2015 04:59 - Australia - Heidelberg

Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML

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By fml - 13/11/2013 17:30 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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By harvdog - 02/10/2010 19:43 - United States

Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML

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By deucelututi - 31/05/2009 12:03 - United States

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By Adalia - 03/10/2009 15:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

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anon919 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:12

You don't have to be "fat" to fit into maternity clothes, they have them in smalls too, you know.

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:14

Some regular tops work as maternity tops too so eff it, if you like it wear it.

Comments

LesYeuxDeDario 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:54

hm, only thing you can do, GET PREGNANT, it would justify the top.

xoxkarinexox 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:15

Number 23 go to hell. And seriously, stop putting fmls about being fat. Go to a god damn gym and get over it.

Bullshet 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:18

People are such idiots on here! Op: To be honest, don't worry about it. Nobody's gonna be looking at your tag.

Fouisgras 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:17

Good fatty. Stop eating for a few days maybe

alley_cat_118 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:25

Hey, If the shirt fits..... wear it. /I'll be here all week

jeanniner 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:29

start doing crunches...

ifzombiesattack 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:30

as long as it's cute and it fits, who cares?

MIKENYC 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:40

I'll still **** u liz

Uvula 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:50

YDI, not for being fat, for thinking a maternity top is cute.

NotNegativeNews 0

Monday 22 June 2009 6:55

I'm a size 10/12 (Australian) and I have lots of tops that, if I were pregnant, could fit a pregnant belly underneath it. They're called empire line. And it was just fashionable to have it loosely gathered at the front.