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By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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Fishing

By notgoth - 27/07/2014 22:17 - Netherlands - Rijen

Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By stalked - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML

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BeccaHugs 17

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:32

Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.

thenamesbrooksy 9

Sunday 16 June 2013 5:29

Hey take it as a compliment.

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CocaColaPepsi 13

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:30

Lol, was he a gentleman atleast?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:35

Guy rules broken? Always heard, if possible, men usually skip a stall and no eye contact is to be made. ***I have this one gay guy that comes to my job and purposely leaves his bar chair sticking out in the aisle. When someone complains and asks if he'd mind moving forward, he'll wink and say, "Can you push my stool in for me?" :P

fluffycatsdad 33

Sunday 16 June 2013 14:44

Eww! Gag me with a spoon!

RedDragonx32 8

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:39

lol just tell him your not gay and not interested.

kurodansei 16

Sunday 16 June 2013 6:39

I learned! I love learning!

helmiz 17

Sunday 16 June 2013 7:16

this is funny

e_zava17 10

Sunday 16 June 2013 7:27

I thot this was a girl saying the story

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Sunday 16 June 2013 10:59

*thought

perdix 29

Sunday 16 June 2013 12:44

#44, that was the whole set-up part of the story. It's a comedy technique called misdirection. The set-up leads you to think the OP is a girl, but the punch line reveals the opposite (unless it's really a girl using a stand-up urinal.)