By embarrassed - 18/08/2014 16:39 - United States - Great Neck

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Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Hopefully he didnt ask what it was and poke it.

Oh say, can you see? By my dick's early rise...

Comments

martin8337 35

Quick, run a flag up that pole!

Respect101 17

Because 'Murica that's why. No but it gets his mind off how good the sex is for a minute or two and like he said makes him last longer.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Well that's one helluva a salute!

CliffyB03 28
Aero_x 21

you unintentionally conditioned yourself to have a boner. I don't understand how that particular song could help though.

Because, generally, most people think about wars and people dying and honoring military men and women to that song. It isn't very sexy, is it?

nitrog100 21

I'm pretty be sure it would be weird if you didn't get a boner for 'Murica.

What are you whining about, OP? You're winning.

I am sorry. I am not American. But why is almost everyone referring to the national anthem of their country as a "song"? It's the freaking national anthem not a twerking material!

BubbleGrunge 18

Not every song is twerking material. The National anthem is sung, which is a characteristic of a song.

Yes dear I understand it is sung so it has the characteristics of a song. It just sounds a bit under valued as a whole country's national anthem to be called a song. But that's not my business.

I don't see how that could under value anything.. Who cares if you refer to it as a song OR an anthem?

Silver_89 9

An anthem is a TYPE of song. Definition from vocabulary.com: Rousing, reverential, sometimes even revolutionary, an anthem is a song that represents the ideals of a group of people. Anthem comes from Old English antefn. The original word meant a song sung antiphonally, or in turns by two groups of singers. Today, anthem has little to do with the way the vocals are arranged and more to do with the content of the message. When a group of people sing an anthem, whether it’s the national anthem, or the anthem of your third-grader’s beetle-collecting club, they express their devotion to a cause they identify with.

Would He get a boner from a third graders beetle club anthem to?