Love: Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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By alisaav - 08/08/2014 07:40 - Thailand

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:35

Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...

bazingabitches 17

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:38

Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"

Comments

TechFire 25

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:21

Do it again. Social Darwinism is important

smartkid33 3

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:40

come one Canada your better than this.

AtomicDiamond87 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:43

you probably would have gotten further if you hit yourself with em instead of bleeding.

banemask 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:52

Cute or slutty?

DWynter 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:59

I'm a little unclear about the bleeding. Did you drip the toxic liquid onto your chest, or stab yourself with it?

awkwierd 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 4:00

I thought glow sticks were made out of plastic

Futacy 29

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:34

That doesn't mean they can't cut you.

utohspaghettios 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 4:18

sparta??? no this is patrick!

Mariee_x3 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 4:24

You deserve it for using your body to get his attention. Do you really not have any other admirable characteristics? A little self respect goes a long way!

EpicSquishii 21

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:30

Someone's looks usually are the first thing to attract someone. Any time you wear flattering clothes, makeup, or hairstyle you are attracting attention to your looks. What OP did was slutty, but because she was using blatant sexual cues in order to attract him. She deserves it because her method was not well thought out and she hurt herself by not thinking. One's own body is theirs to use in any matter they see fit. Her body wasn't the issue, her brain was.