By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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thatnucca 36

Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...

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bazingabitches 17

Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

You could have had a reaction from the chemical product and pouring it on your chest doesn't sound cute but creepy. YDI

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Radoh 3

Here's a chemical I know nothing about, let's pour it on myself to be cute. In a comic book world you'd be a superhero at least.

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MissyMiss5 13

All right ya'll I can't help but think for the men saying that OP deserves this that if you saw a play boy spread with some hot chick and a dripping glow stick you'd have any reservations about her being sexy and thinking whatever else it is you think when you look at those types of things. As for women there are some that are attention thirsty ho's and there are some that aren't but the truth is even the most conservative, Tom boyish girl would want attention at some point in your life. At least OP thought outside the box instead of being super easy and flashing him or basically raping him on the floor. Yes not most thought out plan but definitely NOT the worst plan I've heard of or seen in my days at the bars :)

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zealove 7

Girls on playboy covers are ho's. We as man know ho's from other girls and only take them seriously for one thing and one thing only. Everyone wants attention and is flattered by it, but when you go out of your way to get it and only try to get noticed for your looks you become nothing more than a cover ho in the eyes of man.

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valalvax 13

That sounds awesome, minus the entire bleeding part, seriously considering finding a safer way to do that to surprise my girlfriend

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bbpgrs 7

that's not cute, that's just weird...

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inSayne 7

Dont people realize that those are filled with poisonous chemicals and broken glass? Not a good combo...

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sneeze_watch 19

Glow-sticks have glass tubes in them to separate the chemicals. When you 'snap' them it's the glass you're breaking. How do people still not know that?

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Ninja_Girl17 5

Anatomy of a glow stick, one part plastic tube filled with one chemical, one part glass tube within the plastic one filled with another chemical.

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