Love: Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 17:16 - United States - Pensacola

Today, I went out clubbing with a few friends. A cute guy pointed at me from the bar and motioned for me to come over. I was excited and did just that. Turns out he just wanted to ask me if I'd thought about seeing a doctor for my jaundice. No, I just overdid my spray tan. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2021 00:01

Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML

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By Idiots - 05/09/2009 20:54 - Canada

Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:35

Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...

bazingabitches 17

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:38

Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"

Comments

Futacy 29

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:42

You poured toxic chemicals on your ******* and ended up cutting yourself just to get a guy's attention? Are you sure you were at a dance and NOT a Britney Spears music video?

Soninuva 41

Wednesday 24 July 2013 23:48

And more than likely had another guy noticed, she would've called him a pervert for looking!

speckledots 29

Thursday 25 July 2013 7:01

I would say its more kesha these days than Brittany. Either way, not good.

Pwn17 25

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:43

Dripping a glow stick? That would make him notice you, but probably not in the way you'd want...

cottoncandymango 17

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:44

You're too thirsty for attention.

JBrownie123 24

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:45

Wow you sound so smart. How the hell would that be cute?!

meggieeee92 15

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:45

How is it cute to have glowing stuff all over your boobs? That's a weird way to get someone's attention...why wouldn't you just I up and say hi?

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:46

Next time just write your number on your chest with glow in the dark marker. What could go wrong? It's a fool proof plan.

MiMiLove96 10

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:48

Yeah..glow sticks have glass in them.

samabomination 19

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:53

And this is exactly why I will never understand why girls complain about guys only wanting them for their body.

Shrike 23

Wednesday 24 July 2013 23:18

Your comment seems to assume that all girls are alike and just flip-flop between being out there and being reserved. Way to stereotype your own gender. *golf clap*

jessBeAqueen 13

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:58

you know what else would get his attention? if you covered your entire body in this highly flammable substance and lit yourself on fire ...just like what you did, it wouldn't be cute but would definitely catch his eye.