By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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thatnucca 36

Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...

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bazingabitches 17

Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"

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davincidasecond 24

I don't know about anyone else, but as soon as I see glowing boobs, I walk the opposite direction.

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pedinhuh 23

If I was the guy would've remained silent, and let Darwin do his thing...

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jujuroxursox 15

What color was the glow stick? Each has a meaning and maybe you were sending him the wrong signal! Just screwing with ya! Sorry to hear you got cut… maybe stay away from broken glow sticks? Or broken things that look sharp?

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iwadasn 32

Why would you want to dump chemicals on yourself in the first place? There are better ways than that to get attention if you're so desperate for it.

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ironwords 8

That's not cute at all. That's pretty slutty

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ajaj26 12

How the **** is 'trying to be cute'?

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