By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:05 - Canada - Neustadt

Today, I went to a dance and saw a really cute guy. Glow sticks were everywhere, so trying to be cute, I took a broken one and dripped some of the glowing liquid on my chest. It made him notice me, but only for him to point out that I'd managed to cut myself and was bleeding badly. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Your heart certainly bleeds for attention OP...

Why would that be a good idea? "okay, just let me drip some glowing toxic substance on my skin, nothing can go wrong with that"

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Need a glass of water to quench that thirst? But in all seriousness, all you had to do was go up to him and spark a conversation. If he's interested after that, great. If not, then move on. You're there to have a good time, right? Didn't really think that one through, huh OP?

colvindj 22

Trying to look "cute" doesn't help the fact that it was a completely stupid idea.

If I saw a person doing that, my first thought would probably be that the person was on drugs... And you did it at a DANCE, which I suppose, wasn't at the beach. There you could just casually go and wash yourself off in the water - if you were in the city, you would need to walk around and back to your place with the glow stick fluid on yourself - not very sexy, eh?

salazara 10

Never judge a book by its cover!

Ins0mau 20

They don't have public bathrooms in the city?

I know there are people with conditions that might look like they're drugged, but breaking glowsticks and cutting their chest with them isn't what they do... I don't actually think anyone, besides OP here does that /:|

qpsarah 10

Trying to be cute? More like being slutty.

Maybe she should but DX Glow Sticks, 'available exclusively on WWE.com.'

Maybe she should buy some John quality DX Glow Sticks, 'available exclusively on WWEShop.com.'

If you are going to use your boobs for attention next time, walk over to the guy, shove his face between them and tell him to motorboat. Both ways make you look like a dumb ass attention *****, but the second will only make you bleed if he bites.

Uh, some kinds of glow stick liquid is dangerous. Didn't you know.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Don't do that again, that stuff is toxic.