Health: Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00...

By Sick - 02/05/2009 04:56 - United States

Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off the $1.00 menu to save money. Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning. After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and a bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills. Really. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2023 00:02

Today, I had a stomach bug, but despite it I swallowed a mouthful of habanero sauce on a dare. I ended up projectile vomiting on a wall outside, lost my sense of balance and fell over on the sidewalk, almost blacked out from the tightness in my chest, and had to refuse an ambulance that somebody had called. All for $5. FML

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By Mc'xplosive - 09/10/2019 04:00

Today, after months of avoiding fast food, I decided to eat some McDonald's french fries. Though the fries were delicious, they were not worth the agonizing 15 minutes I spent on the toilet afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By blehh - 14/04/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I had horrible pains in my stomach area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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The squits

By Cliff - 11/10/2024 00:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML

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By sushi hater - 13/03/2011 18:55 - United States

Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML

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Healthy lifestyle tips

By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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Shaiath 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:15

Ouch, that must really suck. D= Was it from McDonalds by chance?

seventeen_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:17

sue the restaurant :)

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Duckasaurus 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:53

I SMELL A LAWSUIT

not_ur_mexican 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:04

#25 ! that's what i thought too. hahha [:

lowcapacityx 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:08

Healthy foods for the win.

WildBill1337 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:09

this is one of the few intances when a lawsuit is warrented

kyueb 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:11

Bullshit. You can sue them.

jet_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:15

god I love living in Canada where we have free health care.

audereyy 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:16

how do you know it was the cheap burger? it could have been something else mcdonalds is more healthy than restaurants like, say, ihop.

jet_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:17

also, 106, that is so not true. I had a screwed up knee this fall and I got in to see someone within two days. and yes, I live in Canada.

ohfu 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:18

you went to hospital for food poisoning. jesus christ youre an idiot. next time stay in the bathroom with sports drinks or kill yourself.

saxlover 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:24

sue them?

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