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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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Sunday 14 August 2011 11:59

Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!

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Sunday 14 August 2011 12:03

Just shake your ass helps for me lol

Comments

teacupofsunshine 29

Monday 21 December 2015 7:49

Who care go have fun and don't let the insecurities take over.ask the people that are sitting to join.well see how well they dance .

TJRoy 44

Thursday 31 December 2015 15:01

As long as you are having fun. Ignore them.

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