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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By Travolta - 20/05/2019 02:13

Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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Sunday 14 August 2011 11:59

Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!

donnasd 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:03

Just shake your ass helps for me lol

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Monday 15 August 2011 3:31

Who cares, darling?! DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS LOOKING!! Express yourself! Have fun!!

SmokinTitties 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:36

Awkward boner... Nuff said

hopelessxdesign 5

Monday 15 August 2011 4:03

Just fist pump like the jackasses on Jersey Shore and you'll be fine

spazzy910 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:52

Aww, did You think you were good? ( not in a rude way )Because if you thought you were really good that would just hurt more....

raawrbabeeyx 4

Monday 15 August 2011 7:13

Haters gonna hate.

mookie9488 1

Monday 15 August 2011 10:00

Just learn how to dance and try it again.

cooperd52 6

Monday 15 August 2011 10:12

Grow up

VivaLaColdplay 27

Monday 15 August 2011 12:40

Do you dance like Thom Yorke? :)

Volti_fml 0

Monday 15 August 2011 15:37

yeah, F them. Everyone looks silly when they dance. I bet they weren't even laughing about your dancing. Keep it up!

dynamitedeemac 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:13

It's ok, I can't dance either. I don't even dance at my cousins' weddings, no matter how much they beg me.

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