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By babysitter - 17/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone when I arrived. I went and started playing with the kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to find them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

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By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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mobius8 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:46

Wow, you were prepared to defend their kids with a knife? That's awesome. I'd hire you.

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:04

awkward turtle...

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jewels_p 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:28

lol the parents couldnt afford a hotel and your services....true signs of a recession.

xClarkGable 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:41

Siiiick, and disrespectful on their part.

AnaMaree 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:49

LMAO. There goes your paycheck.

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Friday 17 April 2009 22:02

really? you still got paid so who the **** cares?

craznazn247 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:17

Perfect time to ask for a bonus for having to see that.

whoaalexgoalex 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:19

That's not really a FML. You were getting paid to babysit and you did. Does it matter what they were doing?

resawins 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:32

oh. my. GOSH!!!!!!!!!! hhhaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! disturbing? awkward? haha!!!!

well_this_sucks 0

Friday 17 April 2009 22:58

HAHA you got paid when they got laid. lol

kelseymarie 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:03

were they just gunna walk out after and be like okay we're home you can go now. didnt you just walk out of the bedroom? oh yeah we decided to climb in the bedroom window instead of use the front door. i think these people wanted to be caught.

Carribu 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:08

I think what the OP is trying to say is that they were given the impression that the parents would not be home. So how would you feel if you hear a scream, went into defense mode, and ripped open the door only to find said parents gettin' down.