Intimacy: Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone...

By babysitter - 17/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I went to babysit. I was told the parents would be gone when I arrived. I went and started playing with the kids. All of a sudden I heard a scream. I opened the parents' door with a knife in hand to find them having sex. I got paid so adults could get laid. While I was there. 6 ft. away. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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That's not how it works

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By JazzyandAlice - 20/09/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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mobius8 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:46

Wow, you were prepared to defend their kids with a knife? That's awesome. I'd hire you.

hidude12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 12:04

awkward turtle...

Comments

aet9442 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:20

The parents should have a FML for having to higher a babysitter just so they could have sex...

ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:32

WHO THE **** CARES! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. YOU SUCK SO MUCH...YOU'RE STILL GETTING PAID, SO WHO CARES WHAT THE PARENTS ARE DOING!!!! ******* LAME ASS STORY! IM BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

jgardner12 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:39

The parents don't have to tell you exactly what you doing, so stop bitching. You still got paid so who cares if the parents were having sex and not out of the house.

bymyserendipity 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:12

Psh... I used to babysit for a couple who had swingers parties while the kids and I were there.

mikaela33194 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:15

Today my wife and I were in the middle of really great sex when the babysitter interrupted with a knife in her hand. I had to pay for a cockblock. FML

mmary1395 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:52

that sucks...haha. number 1.

whattayacare 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:58

what kind of parents would leave the house BEFORE the sitter got there? I think this is a sham...someone trying to get rated...you deserve it.

Hullaballoo 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:05

You got paid. Poor you

ravinshrestha 0

Friday 17 April 2009 19:06

You got paid for them to get laid. gahhh im up with the rhymes today. It would have been more akward if you sliced his dick off accidentally with that knife