By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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fakeaccountX 6

God wanted you to buy an Android instead.

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone

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aninalcruelty 0

God is false in my opinion so ydi

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perdix 29

Here's where Find My iPhone trumps the Eighth Commandment. You might think the thief is going to Hell, but, hey, it's an iPhone. There may be a special dispensation for that.

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amayalives4music 1

That's crazy to think. Inside a church? Really. I'm sorry. FYL.

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RavagedSouI 0

Priest: Let us now simultaneously pray with our eyes closed so that the god can enlighten us Robber: And God now gives me such wonderful opportunities to make a living from easy targets

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rorobear6 7

Jesus wanted to play some angry birds.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Missed it by 5 minutes. Sorry about that.

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chessypie 0

Dude fyl tell the call the cops, wait opps but really dude that sucks

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Qwertyuiip 0

Karma is going to hitbthat person in the form of gods fist.

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salvorican 24

Don't trust anyone in church. There are alot of good people there but most people that go to church want forgiveness or want to try to start over. So basically church's are filled with plenty of murderers, rapists, and thieves.

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auddylynne 0

Idk where you've been going to church at, but not my church. Try baptist. And not all churches are good-but not all are bad :)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Baptist, Methodist, Catholic, Orthodox, Lutheran, bleh bleh, it's all mildly modified versions of the same religion - Christianity. And like any organization granting power to random idiots who think they deserve it, it's corrupt to the brink. I'd honestly have no problem if people just followed Jesus, independently. That's their business. The church, however, is another.

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superstar429 7

i never said i had one 47

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ReynshineCutting 10

Not all churches are corrupt. And honestly if they help a lot of people, who gives a ****?

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superstar429 7

thats why you should get one of those commercial thingies that no one can steal your phone or purse yup that'll work

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superstar429 7

what the heck you are weird whats going on your head lately

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Shrike 23

She said churches attract all sorts of people who've done bad shit, but who want to "repent" and start over as "good" people, what's so hard to understand about that? English not your first language or something?

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salvorican 24

Thanks for explaining it better than I did :) And 34 just go to any Christian church and ask for anyone that would like to tell you their testimony.. You'd be surprised about all the shit those people have been involved in

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Exactly. Also, if you watch murder/other serious serious crime investigation shows you'll often hear the typical neighbor's testimony - "But he sat next to us at church! I never would have guessed!" It cracks me up, because in reality church attendance frequency has almost nothing to do with how good of a person you are or even how devoted to your religion you are. It's merely a formality, if anything.

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superstar429 7

sorry about the comment i get it now i didnt get it the first timr haha

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superstar429 7

im sorry about the comment i didn't get it until now ok and yes im carholic but is doesnt matter its always in general christianity right

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superstar429 7

i get it now and there is a lot of different kinds of people in the world who are bad and good

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yamatelle 19

Is this "Carholic" a new religion I don't know about? Who or what do they worship? :D

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