Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I...

By blinded - 11/02/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By KBO - 08/06/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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By idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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Friday 11 February 2011 19:14

I guess you didn't see that coming!

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 11 February 2011 19:21

Scuttled? You scuttled? What are you, a crab?

Comments

iranoutofnames 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:43

this has happened to me sooo many times!

2010smhill2010 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:01

you are so stupid and heres why...1) you dont have spare contacts or glasses 2) you didnt tell the person that your contacts were the cup....so YDI DUMBASS

rowanessence 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:39

lol

xDragonBeastx 1

Sunday 13 February 2011 10:44

hehe facial

haleycstar 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 22:34

... and you never bothered to tell anyone your contacts were in a paper cup?

burns_daniel 0

Monday 14 February 2011 0:06

It's awesome...because that's what a facial does...makes a girl half-blind...lol

chloe2114 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:10

hehehehe, scuttled XD

ifetayo 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:35

....Why didn't you tell your beautician not to throw your cup away because they had your contacts in them....?

neverb01 0

Monday 19 September 2011 22:06

oh, quit whining op, I lost my glasses in a car accident and had to deal with -9 vision for four days. without my glasses I can see about 5 inches in front of my face.

b_rad_fml 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 18:25

YDI for not delaying the facial appointment to go find a contact case. They are cheap and found in the H&B aisle less than 100 yards from your WalMart beauty salon.