Love: Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because...

By terrible person - 04/04/2011 09:29

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By crazycutie1027 - 14/02/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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By Matt - 03/06/2012 14:21 - Australia - Tyabb

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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By notalovestory - 11/11/2012 22:48 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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Valle79 5

Monday 4 April 2011 16:20

So you planned to break down? I can see how his mother might think you're a horrible person...

ShadowLord 3

Monday 4 April 2011 15:59

Now you can talk out your diffierences.

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SpazzyJazzy325 0

Friday 6 May 2011 6:46

Three words~ Ther-a-py

kaylapple 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 22:10

you poor thing.

Shawnr 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 22:46

Wow what a total d bag mom if i was her boyfriend i wouldve told the mom to back off

doogy15 11

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:30

So you just randomly decided to go to your bf's to cry? If something happens then ok but just out of the random?

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 17 November 2011 12:15

You went to HIS HOUSE to cry about HIS MOTHER? Did you honestly expect NOT to see her?

bumpinthenight 10

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:59

Only me who feels sorry for the dude who has to stand two complaining women?

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:35

You're a pathetic person at least.. You went to his house to whine about her? Sounds like a good way to reinforce what she's saying in his mind...

AndrewCB 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:37

Wow, I don't even know what to say about that that doesn't contain profanity

xxcaitlannxx 15

Saturday 27 September 2014 17:05

Don't cry over her. If She hates you, she hates you. Don't let it get to you

fantasyworld 37

Monday 29 June 2015 19:14

You went over there just to cry? His mother isn't visiting just to hate on you.

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