By parental failure - 03/03/2013 17:03 - Canada - Langley

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Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10

I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.

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Serisent 26

The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.

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eaglerob 20

I literally laughed out loud and almost puked in my mouth at the same time. Classic

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sens3sfailing 24

There is a button for that.*shoves the button down your throat and makes you puke*

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JazmB 7

Stop using 'literally' for shit like this please.

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chosha_fml 26

Actually, that COULD literally have happened.

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eaglerob 20

Have a coke and a smile, literally.

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gameover18 17

......o_0 I am so sorry.

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WrongRomance 11

She has some pretty bad taste.

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Jac_d_ipper 10

How can you say, did you lick her fingers? It may look like stalking but I too have a pretty bad taste.

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WrongRomance 11

Oh gee, you're clever.

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kzai 16

Well at least you know she likes girls now...

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GingerNinja7 17

I think it would be appropriate in this case to send your daughter to a convent

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BrookieAnn 19

Taking the song "Baby" to a whole new level...I pray for you

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perdix 29

#21, maybe so, but it is the express purpose of "Boyfriend."

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lilhellian 26

29 It's called boyfriend because she wants one..

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jahwn 12

Dude, knock next time. Easy way to avoid this.

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Oceanborn_fml 24

Yea, my first thought when I read this. Can't expect people to not do private things in their private rooms.

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MrBoredomioo 18

I don't care what gender you are, I'm calling you dude

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Startled_Toenail 21

I've never understood why parents are always barging into your room. It's as if they're trying to catch you cheating on them with a different set of parents or something :/

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jaypool11 7

I think I have to agree with #19 on this one.

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Synistiel 14

There's also a comment section to express your feelings.

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lifeisgood_03 8

finding out your daughter is a lesbian in the most awkward way haha

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TheVoicesTalk 3

Ah, that's quite the experience there!

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