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By parental failure - 03/03/2013 17:03 - Canada - Langley

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unfortunateMother - 18/09/2012 19:51 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

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By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Mortifying

By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 00:00 - United States - San Ramon

Today, I was doing my nightly check of my daughter's phone since a recent stint in the psych hospital, and saw that she had fallen into a peaceful sleep to watching videos on a website dedicated to watching people die. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Charleston

Today, I guess my son's balls dropped. I've caught him humping his sister's Selena Gomez posters several times today. For god's sake. FML

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By piece of shed - 31/08/2011 14:00 - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By mylifesucks - 31/01/2014 23:50 - France - Paris

Today, my girlfriend and I made love. She stared at her One Direction poster the whole time. FML

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By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Monday 4 March 2013 3:15

I'm sorry you had to find out your daughter was a lesbian like that, without her telling you herself.

Serisent 26

Monday 4 March 2013 3:17

The first warning was when she got the Bieber poster in the first place.

Comments

aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Monday 4 March 2013 4:15

Who cares? Just walk away and let her do her thing

Hardwarre 7

Monday 4 March 2013 4:19

Les be honest, she has severe bieber fever

RensM 22

Monday 4 March 2013 4:24

Just wondered about the chosen user name for the post "parental failure" granted the subject she chose to ********** over may be a poor choice but surely rasing a normal healthy kid who masturbates like all normal healthy people is far from a parental failure

TripleD_97 5

Monday 4 March 2013 4:30

bieber fever

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Monday 4 March 2013 4:31

Kill it. Kill it with fire. Especially if it's the real bieber

MDTeddy 13

Monday 4 March 2013 4:33

That is so hawt until you get to the Justin Bieber part.

GaGaGurl26 0

Sunday 10 March 2013 17:23

Ikr :s

lululatenight 28

Monday 4 March 2013 4:36

How old is your daughter again? Because we need to know if she's too young to be experimenting with her sexuality

FlyingPie 17

Monday 4 March 2013 4:56

Actually, I think OP is the only one who really needs to know that.

spliit_fml 8

Monday 4 March 2013 4:39

Well your daughter has some weird taste

FlyingPie 17

Monday 4 March 2013 4:48

Awkward. FYL, OP. But if she's in her teenage years, I think it's normal for people to start having fantasies at that age. As long as sex isn't happening, I think it's normal.

jem970 19

Monday 4 March 2013 5:06

So it NOT normal to have sex when you are a teen? Statistics prove you otherwise.

FlyingPie 17

Monday 4 March 2013 5:17

Maybe a bad choice of wording in the last sentence. Should be "As long as sex isn't happening, I think it's okay". But even then, to say teenage sex is normal implies somewhat that it's okay; I'd say "common" would be better than saying it's normal.