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By i suck, this i know :( - 26/07/2013 22:11 - Malawi - Blantyre

Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

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Saturday 27 July 2013 2:37

You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.

mangoboy1 19

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:35

Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.

Comments

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:39

Don't expect sympathy on FML when you've been cheating.

theycallmekitty 13

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:41

Both of those girls deserve better...

minxmou 7

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:25

Couldn't agree more with you

Joshawott 21

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:41

Fair enough. You did it yourself.

Shadowbay 18

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:42

Your gonna end up losing both of them if you don't get yourself straight. If you find yourself wanting another girl besides your girlfriend then maybe you don't care about her as much as you thought and she deserves better...

KinkyCurly 13

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:42

We disown you too! Cheater..

kittenmeownyan 18

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:43

If you are unhappy in your relationship that you need to see other people break up with them! F your girlfriends life for having a shit boyfriend

twye 22

Saturday 27 July 2013 4:58

I have always wondered that. Why should a person cheat? If they are unhappy in the relationship, talk it out or leave. No need for cheating.

bellahorse 5

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:43

If you really loved the first, you wouldn't fall for the second.

MagicStallion 9

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:23

But because he really loved the second, he fell in love whilst he was otherwise occupied:

thewife5 19

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:24

He didn't say he loved either of them. He's a jerk yes.. But I think if he's in love with either its girl #2... Although he deserves neither

Wakachulak 22

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:44

People like you are the reason for the AIDS pandemic

thewife5 19

Saturday 27 July 2013 5:19

Really?

simmonds 4

Saturday 27 July 2013 17:08

Your comment is stupid

Wakachulak 22

Saturday 27 July 2013 22:51

You two might want to look up the number of people with AIDS in Malawi, OP's country of residence, before commenting.

abeg157 14

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:47

How did this one even get approved by the people?

Uri69 10

Saturday 27 July 2013 2:47

Go for the girl you've been seeing for a month because you're not happy with the first one if you were you won't have been looking for a second.She deserves someone better.