Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents... - FML

By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 14:30 - United States - Edinburg

Today, my girlfriend and I hosted a family game night with her grandparents and her father, who was bringing his "friend" who he'd been dating for a couple of weeks. It was my mom. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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Pillow Fight Club!

By Crushingdefeat - 05/07/2021 18:03 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my girlfriend and I babysat our neighbors' 10 year-old. After a while, he challenged us to a pillow fight. I opted out, but she accepted. I went to use the bathroom and I came back to find her face down on the floor, as he sat on her back bashing a pillow against her head. What the hell did I miss? FML

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HelplessSerenade 5

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:33

Twister requires you to get tangled up together...whether they like it or not you're gonna end up touching each other.

PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 4 October 2012 8:33

It's not just twister, mister. Don't you know? Twister is the gateway drug to a lifetime of reckless sexual abandon. You may even be be the product of a game of sexy twister! Evil board games, corrupting our youths. What is the world coming to?!

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Thursday 4 October 2012 15:40

I would have burnt that game the moment my daughter turned 12.

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 4 October 2012 16:55

Buy the Twister theme bedsheets.

elikaas 10

Thursday 4 October 2012 17:08

I would've never even continue playing if her parents made you feel uncomfortable.

eric40962005 8

Thursday 4 October 2012 17:33

He wants to play twister with yo sista!!!!

ambear26 14

Thursday 4 October 2012 18:11

You should've asked them to join you! Bonding time :) they will warm up to you and not be so strict.

euuandne 1

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:16

Must have been intense

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:20

You'd be snapping your spines trying not to touch each other

etoilenuit 15

Thursday 4 October 2012 19:25

Why would you choose to play twister at your girlfriends parents house anyway?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 4 October 2012 21:26

That's impossible unless it's Matrix Twister.

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 4 October 2012 23:10

Just the two of you? Yeah, I could see why her parents would want to supervise that.

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