By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML
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HelplessSerenade 5

Twister requires you to get tangled up together...whether they like it or not you're gonna end up touching each other.

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PrincessPesa 20

It's not just twister, mister. Don't you know? Twister is the gateway drug to a lifetime of reckless sexual abandon. You may even be be the product of a game of sexy twister! Evil board games, corrupting our youths. What is the world coming to?!

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Lyvania 1

Huh. I used to play twister and it never got sexual. I mean sure, it was awkward in some of the ways we ended up touching, but it's twister, the game of awkwardness.

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MRVOlivia 22

That is something my parents would do. They wouldn't leave us alone in the same room.

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ermahgerd1236 6

Freaks, ******* retards just gotta go away

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tehaustiebear 34

I apologize for having taken so long, I never even knew my FML from years ago got published. To clear things up, I was 16 or 17 at the time, so I suppose every parent would be suspicious. I fed off it a bit, as embarrassing my girlfriend was far more enjoyable than the game would've been alone.

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morganshea 16

It's funny because we fell for each other. XD Haha we can play Twister when I come see you; add to your list of things to do with me. :)

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iraisadumbass 14

Most 16 year olds live at home, and that is too old for parents to be supervising a date.

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